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Engaging in illegal activities, such as purchasing or trading LSD, firmly goes against my ethical guidelines and could lead in serious legal consequences.
LSD is a controlled compound, and its sale and control are against the law in most regions.
Please keep in mind of the potential harms associated with drug consumption, and {seekhelp if you are dealing with addiction.